Text chats between Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, aka Iron Man and Captain America. Open to requests.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
In which Steve complains about Clint’s cooking and Tony takes the opportunity to insult Cap.
In which Tony is an idiot and Steve doesn’t understand
In which Steve is offended by Tony’s poor language.
In which Cap give Clint a “strip tease” and Tony takes great pride and credit for Cap doing so.
In which Tony Stark is a Whovian.
In which Clint refuses to be OK about Tony experimenting on his arrows, and Steve wishes to no longer be a part of this. (part 3 of 3)
In which Steve enquires about Clint’s arrows to Tony and Tony… well, is Tony. (part 2 of 3)
In which Clint is missing his arrows and Tony is believed to have stolen them. (Part 1 of 3)
In which Steve gets happy birthday wishes… and yet another promise from Tony.
In which Tony gets drunk and …. well. Tony gets drunk.